Delighted

Delighted.

I’m delighted to announce that my application has been successful

For my graduate traineeship

In being a total bellend.

I was thoroughly enriched by my experience at the assessment centre.

A welcome challenge.

An opportunity to exhibit my interest in and natural aptitude for the subject.

It was a pleasure to meet the other candidates during the group activity

and I wish them all The Best Of Luck with all future endeavours.

I felt that I excelled in the psychometric test.

It was clear from my inspirational interactions with the partners that my personality will be well suited to the firm.

I’d like to thank my parents for the opportunity to make them proud.

I am,

and always will be,

A total bellend.